"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."
If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel
#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice
Sad Shocker is sad. Fan art for Superior Foes of Spider-Man, by Steve Lieber and Nick Spencer!
TEENAGE WASTELAND: Dancing ‘till dark, staying forever young, let’s get out of this place, ‘cause you’re starting to waste within this teenage wasteland.[listen]
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
HELP ME IM ASCARED
I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.
This is hilarious.